BOARDING PASS • PASSENGER: HAILEY SEAT • RIGHT NEXT TO ME
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Hailey is
hilarious

(this has been independently verified by the six letters of her own name. see below.)

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exhibit a

an anagram, of sorts

six letters, six luggage tags, zero exaggeration.

H
Hilarious
has never once told a joke that landed how she expected — landed better.
TAG NO. 001
A
Adorable
a scientifically inconvenient amount of it, honestly.
TAG NO. 002
I
Irresistible
not my fault. I checked. it's just true.
TAG NO. 003
L
Lovely
the kind of lovely that makes rooms feel less crowded.
TAG NO. 004
E
Enchanting
no spellbook required, just her, being herself.
TAG NO. 005
Y
Yours-forever-adjacent
okay this one's cheating a bit. worth it.
TAG NO. 006
exhibit b

YYZ → YVR

one route, currently in progress.

YYZ Toronto YVR Vancouver
ARRIVED
Hailey
touchdown  ✓

every single tag above, confirmed on arrival. glad you're you.